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If you’re going to rise, you might as well shine!

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If you’re going to rise, you might as well shine!

If you’re going to rise you might as well shine! RECOVER & shine the fuck on! Shine so brightly that others have no choice but to light up with you… 😊🙏🏽💫✨🌟

This is my third trip to Las Vegas, but my first time here clean, serene & sparkling! I’ve come a long fucking way since my last vacation here, & I’m not talking about the 8,688 miles I’ve travelled from Thailand. Although I for one didn’t get sober to sit at home on the bloody couch. Bore off. I want to have some fucking FUN! 😎🇹🇭

Last time I was here I ended up at the ‘Hangover Heaven Hospital’ after a three day alcohol & drug fueled bender saw me collapse & pass out in a toilet cubicle, having to get dragged out under the door by a security guard using my ankles. Completely incoherent, unable to walk, vomiting uncontrollably, shaking like a shitting dog, with a buckled body & a face like a worn out old flip flop, I was unceremoniously carted into the clinic in a wheelchair… 😷💉

After spending the day on an intravenous drip under the care of concerned medics (whilst ironically watching The Hangover movies back to back), I was released back into the wild known as Sin City. As I signed paperwork & paid my dues the nurse on the reception desk told me I was in the top five worst admissions they’d ever had at the clinic. Instead of being disturbed or disgusted with this nasty news, I was proud as fucking punch & over the moon with this accolade. You’d think I’d just won a Nobel fucking prize! I then proceeded to go straight to the nearest watering hole & get back on the tequila slammers. Fucking INSANITY… 😳❌

How times (& me 🙋🏽) have changed, & I wouldn’t have it any other way. No hideous hangovers, cruel comedowns or beastly blackouts in sight for me this holiday. I’ve been to nightclubs, pool parties, concerts & shows, all whilst being stone cold sober! I’ve proved to myself I’ve got this sober life on fucking lockdown, one day at a time. If I can do 24 nights in Las Vegas & stay on the wagon I can go anywhere & do anything! I’m clean & sober on faith, not fear! Fuck being an inebriated hot mess, when I can be a sober fucking badass! 😎🙌🏽✨

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